I'm Not a Princess, I Just Shop a Lot.

Yeah, I play with Instagram sometimes. I also play with necklaces. Please note the Jewish star that dots the I in princess. This necklace was my mom's and it's kind of my gay pride flag for my Jewish-ness. I say it loud and proud.

The One that Got Away: Summer 2011

You know when you kick yourself for not buying something and it haunts your dreams for weeks? Well, this Prada tshirt will be sorely missed from my closet for years to come. The combination of the joyful (doesn't she look like she's having fun?) Chiquita banana lady and the rich neon embroidery screams "I'm making mojitos for my friends at the most fun BBQ ever!". I feel I could never be unhappy if I was wearing this tshirt. The real kicker is I saw it on sale too. I know, I know. But it hurts me more than it hurts you.

Can I Get Married Again So I Can Wear These Shoes?

It's so unfair that happily married people only get to have one wedding! I know, I could renew my vows or whatever but when has that ever not been super lame? Well, if there was a way I could have another wedding without getting divorced or doing an icky vow renewal I would wear these Valentino shoes. Don't you feel so much better knowing this about me? I know I do for sharing it.

These beauties can be found on Net-a-porter for $1,250.

This Necklace is Not for Joggers.

My default outfit is a white tshirt and jeans. If I want to make life a little bit more interesting I add a bad ass necklace that demands on-lookers to ask questions like "Is that heavy?". To which I like to answer "well I wouldn't wear it running, but it's not so bad."

This necklace by those snazzy ladies at DANNIJO would really slow down the security line at JFk, but you'll look great doing it!

Available on Shopbop.com for $876.00

I'm wearing lipstick on my forehead 'cause I'm making up my mind!

We've seen a lot of bold red lips walking around town lately and I like it, I really do. But anyone can wear lipstick on their face. How many of us can wear lipstick on our feet?! These Margiela wool covered boots, available on Net-a-Porter for $985, are like lipstick for the feet. And they're wool! Like a coat! A smooth matte lipstick red wool coat on your feet! Delightful!