Valentino Corset-y Boots.

I love that these Valentino boots lace up in the back like a corset and that's no satin ribbon you see back there.  It leather! A leather bow, fantastic!  Don't you agree?

Front.  Is that a ribbon back there?

Nope!  It's a piece of leather, fooled ya!

Available on Saks.com

Can I Get Married Again So I Can Wear These Shoes?

It's so unfair that happily married people only get to have one wedding! I know, I could renew my vows or whatever but when has that ever not been super lame? Well, if there was a way I could have another wedding without getting divorced or doing an icky vow renewal I would wear these Valentino shoes. Don't you feel so much better knowing this about me? I know I do for sharing it.

These beauties can be found on Net-a-porter for $1,250.